This just in: Biden and his democrat leadership have determined that the wording of the 2nd amendment is clear enough and does not need additional interpretation. In the words of Biden, "Listen Jack, 'shall not be infringed' is pretty clear ok? All these dog faced pony soldiers tryna step on your rights finnaboutta get clapped".
HAHA april fools got you good fuckers.
If you are going to get them all eventually then the question is which one first. Obviously the only answer to this is to write the names of all the gats you want on some standard printer paper and then pin them to a wall (spaced out a little, it is important) then get your AR and load a full magazine into it (the more bullets the better) then take a spinny office chair and sit it in the room with the papers pinned to the wall and sit down with your poverty pony in the chair. Then have your mom (or retarded cousin, whatever) blindfold you and spin you around in the chair until you are on the brink of puking your guts out and converting religion. Then have them face you in the direction of the wall, you guessed it, with the papers on it. And the moment they say go, you dump the entire magazine into the wall like an autistic, blind Rambo. After the mag is throughly empty you may take the blind fold off. Now you see which of the papers has the most holes in it and that is your new gat. If you miss all of them entirely you need to take out a loan and buy them all at once.
This is why I come here. Never change.
Or just get the SP5K because HK slap.
I learned oozily is an adverb while playing one of those phone scrabble games. If uzily is also an adverb it may influence my decision.
The ptr kt603 has roller delayed blowback while the kp9 has regular blowback. Delay sounds very anticlimactic.
And WCW's Sting used the scorpion deathlock as a submission move. An added layer of intimidation when wielding.
Maybe I should check which one is easiest to mount a 37mm launcher onto.
Delayed blowback = biq ghey