This just in: Biden and his democrat leadership have determined that the wording of the 2nd amendment is clear enough and does not need additional interpretation. In the words of Biden, "Listen Jack, 'shall not be infringed' is pretty clear ok? All these dog faced pony soldiers tryna step on your rights finnaboutta get clapped".
HAHA april fools got you good fuckers.
Was window shopping for my first pistol over the weekend and stumbled on the knowledge that all my favorite submachine guns from video games past come in semiauto. How does one decide between a scorpion, sp5k, uzi, and all the others when the budget says you can only have one for now. Leaning towards the kp-9 first but so many choices.
If you are going to get them all eventually then the question is which one first. Obviously the only answer to this is to write the names of all the gats you want on some standard printer paper and then pin them to a wall (spaced out a little, it is important) then get your AR and load a full magazine into it (the more bullets the better) then take a spinny office chair and sit it in the room with the papers pinned to the wall and sit down with your poverty pony in the chair. Then have your mom (or retarded cousin, whatever) blindfold you and spin you around in the chair until you are on the brink of puking your guts out and converting religion. Then have them face you in the direction of the wall, you guessed it, with the papers on it. And the moment they say go, you dump the entire magazine into the wall like an autistic, blind Rambo. After the mag is throughly empty you may take the blind fold off. Now you see which of the papers has the most holes in it and that is your new gat. If you miss all of them entirely you need to take out a loan and buy them all at once.
Delayed blowback = biq ghey