It’s a lot of work to click 4 buttons twice a month so I’m making this a monthly thread.
Also I accidentally spilled some gasoline into a recycle bin I was using for styrofoam. The resultant mess was super sticky and hard to clean up so I just scooped it into some old mason jars. Now I don’t know what to do with it. I was thinking maybe I could fashion a wick and use it as a homemade candle. Any other suggestions?
Hey can we maybe stop people from looting local businesses and setting fire to our cities?
SOME TERRORISTS INVADED THE CAPITOL BY INVITATION AND BROKE A FEW PLANTS YOU FUCKING RACIST THEY EVEN KILLED A COP I LIKE COPS NOW FOR THIS ARGUMENT BUT ACAB
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS WHEN THEY AREN'T VIOLENTLY IMPOSING MY PERSONAL POLITICAL BELIEFS ON MY FELLOW AMERICANS, YOU LITERAL CISGENDERED NAZI!
Best exit to a conversation I’ve ever used:
“You’re literally a cis male what could you even know?”
“Well, Im about 40% better at not killing my self.”