Remember to exercise tards, its good for you. You're basically useless if you just a sack of potatoes and lard. Go run, lift weights, something just get the fuck outside. Try low fat tendies or even grilled marinated tendies, bug uncle scruff for some healthy tendy recipes. Or better yet earn your tendies by exercise. Don't be a loot pinata.
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Or they’ll get you strapped to the front of Wasterunner truck and have your holes traded for gas
Ratt was truly prophetic