When I was 12-13 we made a potato gun and my friends and I were hanging out in the back yard shooting potatoes over this big field behind the house. Well there was this younger neighbor kid that lived down the road, and always wanted to hang out with us. We'd always put him through hell to join our "club" or some sort of initiation.
Well this day we shot all the potatoes and are there with plenty of propane and nothing to shoot so I stab it in the ground and we try to shoot mud. Works. Sweet. We have a big doberman at this time and I see a massive turd on the ground and know what to do. Load it up, ramrod it down and we begin to convince the kid to let us shoot him with it so he can join out club. He finally agrees and I line up the shot and die laughing as I strike it and point the barrel to the sky. Raining dogshit.
Do it again but with a firmer turd. Line up the shot and TMOOMP it comes out SOLID and slaps the kid in the back/back of the head from like 20ft. He rips his shirt off and has a massive red mark on his back and runs home crying.
His mom comes down later and rips us all a new one.
Story time.
When I was 12-13 we made a potato gun and my friends and I were hanging out in the back yard shooting potatoes over this big field behind the house. Well there was this younger neighbor kid that lived down the road, and always wanted to hang out with us. We'd always put him through hell to join our "club" or some sort of initiation.
Well this day we shot all the potatoes and are there with plenty of propane and nothing to shoot so I stab it in the ground and we try to shoot mud. Works. Sweet. We have a big doberman at this time and I see a massive turd on the ground and know what to do. Load it up, ramrod it down and we begin to convince the kid to let us shoot him with it so he can join out club. He finally agrees and I line up the shot and die laughing as I strike it and point the barrel to the sky. Raining dogshit.
Do it again but with a firmer turd. Line up the shot and TMOOMP it comes out SOLID and slaps the kid in the back/back of the head from like 20ft. He rips his shirt off and has a massive red mark on his back and runs home crying.
His mom comes down later and rips us all a new one.
TLDR: dogshit works