Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*
Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*
Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*
My dad never let me have pokemon cards. He said it was gay and told me to go play with guns and hookers instead.
What’s the exchange rate of Neopets to Pokémon?
Tree fitty.