Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*
Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*
Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*
Who’s going to send an occupying force once we’re all economically devastated and champing at the bit to throw milkshakes at each other because FoxNN told us the other people haet us? And what will be the official currency?
I’ve got a couple lunchbawkses full of caps but that’s just because if I’m wrong I can always fill the back with sihm tecks amd have a fun welcome mat for the inevitable raiders.
Pokémon cards and mikes hard lemonade will be the currency if the soy boys take over
My dad never let me have pokemon cards. He said it was gay and told me to go play with guns and hookers instead.
What’s the exchange rate of Neopets to Pokémon?
Tree fitty.