Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*
Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*
Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*
Own ham radios and pigeons
Instructions unclear. Have pig hooked up to xmitter. All that happens is pig starts running and jumping around when I turn it on. Not getting good signal at rcvr. Please advise.
In all seriousness though given how things are falling apart I feel like there's going to be a massive comms blackout, and when the lights come back on pieces will have magically moved on the board.