Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*
Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*
Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*
Anyone concerned about an upcoming communications blackout?
Own ham radios and pigeons
Instructions unclear. Have pig hooked up to xmitter. All that happens is pig starts running and jumping around when I turn it on. Not getting good signal at rcvr. Please advise.
In all seriousness though given how things are falling apart I feel like there's going to be a massive comms blackout, and when the lights come back on pieces will have magically moved on the board.