I really liked the mp15 sport but I’m down for anything. I do want a front handle and 14.5 barrel but don’t want to spend over 1200 total. I’ve never done this. Thanks.
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Easy. Drive around the sketchy part of town around 1am looking for less than pretty girls standing on the corner in flashy and skimpy outfits. Once spotted pull up to the corner and ask the nice lady if she wants to have a good time. (She may ask you either way conversation goes about the same.) She will get in the car and discuss services and pricing. Once you come to agreement you have officially hired your first hooker. Congratulations!
Should I bring a judge in the inside pocket of my leather jacket, or a saturday night special shoulder holstered underneath a tasteful blazer?
While a wheely gat under your blazer is undeniably classy; this occasion calls more for a glawk fouwty haphazardly secured by your elastic waistband.
Step one: grab gat
Step two: point at head
Step three: put booger finger on bang switch
Step four: pull bang switch