Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. What gun related items are you asking Santa for this year?
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What's Santa's zap carry?
Santa crosses international borders and doesn’t give a shit. He doesn’t file paper work, doesn’t care about airspace, couldn’t care less about ‘laws’. Hell he is probably loaded on eggnog half the time. He lives a a frozen wasteland and would consider Siberia warm.
Of course Santa rocks an AK. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in the KGB.
As far as zap carry? Mini Draco. Lubed up with nog.
brb, gonna lube with nog
Nog-lube.
The ONLY premium firearms lubricant with nutmeg.
and bourbon
anal irrigation ftw
Candy Cane gun in 45-70? In case a reindeer breaks a leg?
St. Nick strikes me as someone who never sent his Vektor CP1 back for the recall.
I just watched a recent Christmas movie.
He zap carries a Colt Walker, but also has a 1911.