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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ruger SFAR.

It’s brand new, so I don’t know how reliable it will be long term. It’s basically an AR-15 with a beefier bolt and magwell to handle larger cartridges.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

But .40 IS the best. What are you trying to say, huh. Are you suggesting that the FBI was wrong?

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you the guy who sold my dad on that shit? My old man fucking loves the Judge. Swears by it. Claims it’s the best fucking gun ever made. (Also, he doesn’t own one. He just shot his buddy’s Judge years ago.)

He gives me so much shit for carrying 9mm.

To my dad there are two pistols worth owning: anything in .380, or a Judge.

I fucking wish I was kidding.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://youtu.be/JnwuSTkqZyc

Get it before it gets deleted. YouTube is playing whack-a-mole with this one.

Then watch:

https://youtu.be/4ZW66GME2lI

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Probably-Pooping 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you didn’t see the video of Brandon Herrera remaking this gun and nearly killing himself in the process, you’re seriously missing out.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m mostly disappointed in myself for not getting a visit yet. I need to step my game up.

Anyone got an affiliate link for a wish.com auto-sear? What else can I do to join the party? Where’s Jan6Insurrectionist when I need him?

Shit man, always a bridesmaid never a bride.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

I spend a lot more time practicing my draw stroke now that I’m pulling from my prison pocket. Mmmm. It feels so nice.

Next step is to work on my kegel strength. I’ve already got where I can wiggle the slide with my prostate. I’m hoping I’ll be able to chamber a round with a bit more practice.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brotha, don’t play. That’s not sweat. You pissed on you’re Glock for internet points, didn’t you?

I’m not even mad at you. Trade that plastic shit in for a nice metal gun. Get the 1911 you’re heart desires. Just don’t piss on that one. It will ruin the finish and cause rusting.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zap carry is all the rage these days. Don’t knock it til you try it.

Just uh…. Clean your guns more often…. For uh…. Reasons…

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shadow Systems DR920. Boom! Roasted!

But seriously I hate Glock, and don’t mind my DR920.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn’t know either! Yes, it was awesome!

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Salty yet sweet, with a hint of bourbon and smoke.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s like you’re trying to tell me something important but I’m too fucking stupid to understand it…

Are you Q? Is this the Enigma code? Are we hunting U-boats? OP blink three times if we’re hunting U-boats.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Valid strategy, bro. You do you when you play with a pew pew.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, no, no…. Quantity over quality. You can pick up well over 125 Hi-points for that.

Then hide them everywhere in your home. I’m talking in every cereal box, under every couch cushion, in every drawer and cabinet, in every toilet tank, kids toy boxes, toolboxes, mailboxes, liter boxes, dishwasher, dryer, washer, in every ceiling tile, under any carpet you can roll back, in your porno stash, in your bushes, under every seat in your car, and in every glove compartment center console and trunk of your cars.

Make sure they’re all loaded with one in the chamber.

Then buy one WOT from Big Daddy.

When the ATF raids you, it should look like a damn Easter egg hunt. You would be a legend.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doing nothing will not give you a promotion. You must help the globalists empty their balls. How you do it is up to you - hands, mouth, prison pouch, etc.

Just be weary of MonkeyPox. Also I’ve heard globalist gravy tastes like sulfur and cheese, so I’d avoid using the mouth unless you’re into that shit.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the level of genius that keeps me coming back to this site.

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Probably-Pooping 10 points ago +10 / -0

A couple of ‘tactical taxidermies’ would do the trick.

Some people stuff and mount deer, I stuff Pomeranians and leave them at choke points in my home. I can’t wait for the ATF or IRS to visit.

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