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The good times left NJ years ago. Nothing left there but bad times now, bud.
You can salvage some good times by moving to a state that can be saved. I hear Pennsylvania is nice-ish,
It 100% is true.
Military - air gaps and encryption. They don’t connect critical systems to the larger internet.
Banking - tons of encryption. Still not enough to protect them from the gov. Gov doesn’t care about your credit card though.
CIA and NSA - they’re the ones doing all the spying. NSA has taps in most major internet exchanges around the world. It’s not that hard to do.
I didn’t even know what a windego was…
I had to look it up. I thought he misspelled Winnebago like the RV company. Maybe it “howled” because of a loose fan belt or something?
I’m also kinda retarded, so you can safely ignore anything I ever say.
Great Question! I don’t know because fuck taxes.
lol, why the fuck would you ever live in New Jersey?
Move to a real state. Literally any of the other 49 that allow hollowpoints and filling your own gas tank would be a huge step up from that shithole.
Oh, ok. We really doing this?
Alright Fedbois - listen up. You don’t want to come to my house because vampires. Yeah, you read that right - Vampires.
I sublease my basement to a small community of undead bloodsuckers. They provide my after-hours security. And no, I did not pay a tax stamp for their teeth.
I wanted an 8, would have settled on a 7, God gave me a 5.
Sad. Oh well. My wife still calls me Romeo.
I keep thinking about changing careers, getting an FFL w/ SOT and making some guns go brrrrrt.
But I have a bad habit of spending too much on pew pews, and I think that will only make it worse.
Ah well, doesn’t stop the dreams…
Here I am waiting for the fucking AFT to give me permission slips to own titanium tubes. One of which they’ve been sitting on for over a year.
It’s not even a gun. They’re hollow pipes with baffles. But they act like I’m applying for the rights to build a damn nuclear reactor or something.
What a disgrace.
My question is - Why is March Stickied instead of this post (May)?
If your answer is “Because I have a time machine and got confused.” Can I pay you to let me go back to pre-1986?
Maybe it’s because they’re both mildly retarded.
They also seem fake, or like they’re trying too hard and don’t fully believe themselves.
I dunno, don’t really care either.
The auto key card thing is complete horseshit. But I wasn’t surprised when the feds went after him. Seemed like an easy target.
Ah yes, the old “stop being a pussy” method. I remember it well.
It’s a bunch of things:
Damn, Scruff. That was beautiful. I’ve got tears in my eyes.
Yep. It’s the Indian, not the arrow. Gucci gear doesn’t mean shit if you’re dead, fren.
I agree completely. That’s a perfect analogy. Models try to sell you Gucci handbags. Lucas tries to sell you Gucci ARs and accessories. He’s basically an Instagram thot, but with Glocks instead of Tits.
I’m more of a PSA guy myself. I think his little video here is a dumb stunt that only hurts the second amendment.
But you have to admit - he’s gotten really good at his grift. It’s gross, but it’s earned him a lot of money and fame.
No big deal. You just made a tiny window. Windows are nice. Plus you need to let some fresh air in to get rid of the gunpowder smell.
CZ guns don’t shoot 9mm, they shoot heat seeking missiles. I’m a barely functional retard that struggles to hit a dinner plate at 10 yards… unless I’m shooting my CZs… With those I can hit quarter-sized groups all day long.
You ever see those videos of disabled people that take a massive bong rip and are suddenly perfectly fine? It’s basically that but with weapons. CZs are voodoo.
It’s not hard to be cooler than us tho, if I’m being honest.
Hey man, he’s played airsoft. He knows what combat is like.
No. You’re not weird. This is gun culture’s version of holding a severed dummy head that sorta looks like Trump. It’s not edgy, it’s not cool, and it just gives the left more ammo to use against us.
Ok, with the serious stuff out of the way I’m gonna eat some crayons and go back to shitposting.
Ah, a man of culture.
Look at the CZ SP-01. It’s basically the shadow with a little less sex appeal at half the price or less.
That sounds like a trick… I’ve never shot a 300 before, but I imagine it’s gonna need some weight to soak up recoil, right?
If I do get one, I’ll make sure to put the most obnoxious muzzle brake on it and sight it in at my local indoor range.
Get yourself a lever gun. I’d recommend a Henry or Marlin.
Any caliber will do, but if you go with .357 or .44 you have to also buy a matching wheel gun.