Some people see an unadorned plain white room with a deflated air mattress on the floor and wonder, "How can people live like this?" Real men don't wonder. They pose with guns and skivvies in that room.
Get this: my fuckin’ HOA came to my house and issued me a citation because a lamppost in my yard was leaning three degrees to the north. They took pictures and held a level up to it to create “evidence” of my negligence.
If I answered the door dressed like OP, I bet they would have left without argument.
Nah man. Imagine this - You’re walking down the middle of a narrow street. A car is coming so you need to step up onto the side walk.
One side has has an Army Ranger fully kitted-out on patrol.
The other side has a naked homeless vagrant hopped-up on speed. He’s looking you dead in the eye while violently beating his limp dick and mumbling incoherently about the coming rapture.
Which side of the road are you walking toward?
If you say you’re more afraid of the soldier, you’re a damned liar. Naked men with nothing left to lose are the scariest fucking things on this planet.
stickied cuz why the fuck not.
Nobody wants to see that every day lol
Some people see an unadorned plain white room with a deflated air mattress on the floor and wonder, "How can people live like this?" Real men don't wonder. They pose with guns and skivvies in that room.
I figured the air mattress would add a certain ratchet element that management really wouldn't like
Fuck management.
All my homies hate management.
Fuck management indeed.
Get this: my fuckin’ HOA came to my house and issued me a citation because a lamppost in my yard was leaning three degrees to the north. They took pictures and held a level up to it to create “evidence” of my negligence.
If I answered the door dressed like OP, I bet they would have left without argument.
I already made a dude that got the wrong house number shit himself at the new place
AR-15 + backup shotty. No Armor except Old Glory protecting your modesty.
That is a hero’s loadout of I’ve ever seen one.
🇺🇸🫡
Just add some NVG to be extra scary.
Nah man. Imagine this - You’re walking down the middle of a narrow street. A car is coming so you need to step up onto the side walk.
One side has has an Army Ranger fully kitted-out on patrol.
The other side has a naked homeless vagrant hopped-up on speed. He’s looking you dead in the eye while violently beating his limp dick and mumbling incoherently about the coming rapture.
Which side of the road are you walking toward?
If you say you’re more afraid of the soldier, you’re a damned liar. Naked men with nothing left to lose are the scariest fucking things on this planet.
You have a point.
Don't need NVGs with gasoline sprinklers
shorts not short enough
Love this 🤣🤣 Guns out; Buns out!