Gotta drop your shorts and let your iron clatter around on the ground as you kick your pants and shoes completely off in the stall and move them clear of the impending chaos that's about to ensue... you know, really grab their attention. While everyone is wondering what to do and staring at your enormous gat as it flags them all, you proceed to plant both your bare feet firmly on the seat, hug the tank and/or piping with all your might, and drop a mighty shit on the bare floor right in front if the toilet. If you're a sprayer, make sure your angles are right to project your shit forward and away from the toilet... remember, no poop in the toilet - we don't want people thinking this is an accident. This is a dominance display. After the storm subsides and your bowels are evacuated, stand up and dress briskly enough to make people aware that this is a no wipe situation. Open the stall and stroll confidently and calmly to the sink, making eye contact and nodding politely, fix your beard and hair, don't wash your hands, and then go back out into the wild.