Hope you're all fans of Marty Robbins

To the safe spaces of reddit came a new troll one fine day Came to show the folks around him what he built from PLA He had dared to be a freeman securing rights you cannot strip For the troll by name of Ivan had printed all his kit Printed all his kit

It's still early in the game now but don't you wear a frown It's a steady march of progress plastic firearms abound If they outlaw guns and ammo FGC-9 is a hit From the troll by name of Ivan who printed all his kit Printed all his kit

In this space there worked a grabber by the name of Steve or Spez Many CEOs along with him had cried out to the feds They were ignorant of history want to strip our rights some more And the braincells shared between them numbered fewer than a score Fewer than a score

Now the troll had kept on posting Made it plain to folks around If you want to keep your rights Keep a 3d-printer 'round When they come to take your weapons There will be nothing for the feds Just a spool or two of plastic And your doggo won't be dead Doggo won't be dead

Wasn't long before the story Was relayed to Steve or Spez But the troll he didn't worry He got permission from the feds Auto-sears and baffles working Auto-sears whoa holy shit Automatics fuck your gun-control As we printed all his kit Printed all his kit

Edit: not oc u cowards but this must live on