Ragnarokrobo whoring himself for spent brass and empty tear gas canisters.
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Cool story bro. Reminds me of a similar experience:
So anyway, there I was. Barbecue sauce on my titties... it’s better when on the tendie but since I like to gorge out in the nude, it just gets everywhere. Better to go with the flow rather than to interrupt meal time with wet nappies. So anyway, there’s a knock at the door and I’m forced to get up and check. Turns out this hot chick’s car broke down in front of my trailer, and she needed some help. Since I’m fairly mechanically inclined like yourself, I go out with my last remaining wire coat hanger (turned the others into lightning lin..... I mean paper clips. Tie that loose muffler back up and send her on her way. Three weeks later there’s a letter in the mailbox, it was a thank you card from the chick with her phone number and cute little hearts drawn all over. I knew right then what needed to be done. Cook moar tendies! Lots of them. Then I call her up and tell her I made a romantic meal for two, she’s there in five minutes. We ate ourselves into a food coma, embracing each other in the nude. Of course I didn’t dick her down on the first date, I’m a man of honor. And so is she. Her name was Steve.
Best barbecue sauce I ever had btw.