When Democrats ask libertarians for help
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"Full blown Libertarianism" is as retarded as communism.
I'm a little 'L' libertarian, like many of us, who wants a hands-off minimal presence from the government. That doesn't mean I hate environmental regulations that stop the local mechanic from dumping used motor oil in my yard.
But the thing about that, it means I'm not going to lift a finger to 'help' people whose ideal is to establish an even more psychotically authoritarian government. Get fucked. Especially since the people now demanding we speak out have spent the last decade calling us literal fucking terrorists and white supremacists simply for owning guns.
These idiots in the Hawaiian shirts marching with BLM... yeesh. Maybe forgivable in the first week, but if you stuck around beyond that point with this crowd of morons in the streets, you're a fucking idiot. They aren't your friends and allies.
I think a good name for a bestgunnit political party is "the watchlist party" because we're all already on various watchlists.
I had a lefty friend say something about, "You'll end up on a watch list..."
The look on her face when I replied: "Bitch, please I own multiple machine guns. I made peace with the fact I'm on the list decades ago."
My goal is to be on the Fed list labeled "Don't fuck with this mother fucker. He's crazy and just wants to be left alone!"
Pretty much.
I've no doubt there are government types that looked at me, got so bored they fell asleep and moved on.
You'd be surprised at what they hammer their benis to.
If you've ever held a security clearance, you're on a list for life. That's just the breaks. With the algorithms they have now though, they don't need to put you on a list, they just put your name in the computer and they probably know you better than you know yourself.
I want to throw a block party for our watchlist party
I'd bring dip and a hot main entree.
I like a nice cream cheese/dried beef dip and for the main entree' i would prolly bring sliders.
With luck the fbi guys would just break the charade and come on by. We'd all get lit and talk about carbines.
I'd definitely fuck your beef sliders. No question about it.
I'd totally have to do Hawaiian sweet bread for buns.
Fuck. I'm a need to make some now just for me.
Something about little burgers I find as appealing as shorty rifles with cans.
Just fucking feels right.
The days of the Robber Barons was basically exactly that.
This may surprise those Ayn Rand worshiping retards but I kind of prefer not being chained inside a factory and told to fabricate asbestos without PPE.
Yes but you see, the super curious and always educated public will find out about the lack of PPE and they’ll stop buying those products or something!
I'm pretty in line with Libertarian principles, but in practice most libertarians are just one issue voters on drug legalization.
The only difference between retards and people that understand morality... well nvm there's a lot of differences.
They demand we become their personal army. Without a hint of irony or shame.
When I've seen their "where are the 2A people". My response is "largely we just want to be left the hell alone. Nothing stopping you from legally purchasing firearms and learning how to use them. Then I wonder how many of them actually can't because they have a felony drug charge at some point. At that point, it is then: how's that gun control working out for you."
Minarchism/Watchmen State. the idea is buried for a reason.
Those kind of "libertarians" are leftists masquerading as classical liberals. Outside of Second Amendment positions, the Libertarian party platform is bananas; especially on immigration, and trade.
Fucking perfect
I'd consider myself a George F Will type "low voltage amiable libertarian".
But I absolutely love watching socialists get thier nuts stomped by steppers
Fire up the fucking rotors.
Let's give people the right to rob assault and kidnap other people.
Libertarians just want liberty, it's right in the name. When you deprive people of liberty by looting, burning, and terrorizing you are kinda the enemy of real libertarians. Also fuck that pandering JoJo bitch. I am not about this party or that party I am about who is going to give us more liberty. Who is the least likely to be a snake stepper. The meme is right, Antifa stepped on the snake so they can fuck off. They stepped on all the snakes they could find.
Also I want a fucking MRAP! Police get MRAPs so why not normal folks? You could drive through a dozen BLM marches in a MRAP and never notice the difference. Even Mexican gangsters get funky knock off MRAPS. I mean shit, I thought this was America.
I think you can actually.
Helicopters are much more civilized.
They keep saying that the COTUS only allows arms that existed in 1789 so let's send them muskets, swords, and tri-corner hats and let 'em fight it out.
God I would pay to see a yuppie try to figure out how to load and operate a flintlock rifle. Or a cannon.
Yeah right lol, at the last big event I saw video from, the boog boi homos were buddying up to Antifa because "muh cops are bad and coming fer the guns and feds are vanning my commie bros, oh no!"
Hey dipshits - communist governments come for guns, using communist police forces. You're buddying up to communists who are trying to defund police departments who enforce American law and replace them with "community action groups" that enforce Marxist critical race theory. Brownshirts - They'll take yer guns, lolz.
Those commies are getting vanned and then immediately released, which probably means they're informants. You're buddying up to part of a communist insurrection that is about to get Gitmo'd from top to bottom. Your head is so far up your ass that Elon Musk's Boring Company couldn't create a route out.
Also, pretty sure anyone out there in a Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier is a glow anyway, unless they're fat and bearded. Then they're from here probably. Idiots, show your toes.
But they’re secret police!!
-some faggot
Gay. What kind of shit is this.. the real answer is shoot both. Steppers are steppers.
Forgot to shoot the Dem too
Perfection
You forgot the part where the libertarian ALSO shoots the cop.