67 () posted 4 years ago by Internet_hugs 4 years ago by Internet_hugs +69 / -2 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Huh, you may have sold me on a bidet. I wanted one to help improve my hydration status and to make me feel like I was letting a puppy dog lick Skippy peanut butter off my asshole without having to hire another lawyer and face jail time.
It's fucking magical, no joke. Get the one with the hot water line. Your ass will thank me, and then thank me again.
Do you waffle stomp the turd down the shower drain or do you carry it to the waste bin?
Don't say waffle stop like it's a bad thing. You ain't never had a kid shit in the tub before have you?
Look at Dr. Moneybags over here with running water and a shower.