67 () posted 4 years ago by Internet_hugs 4 years ago by Internet_hugs +69 / -2 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
How many shelves full of ass paper do you have, you hoarding motherfucker?
Huh, you may have sold me on a bidet. I wanted one to help improve my hydration status and to make me feel like I was letting a puppy dog lick Skippy peanut butter off my asshole without having to hire another lawyer and face jail time.
It's fucking magical, no joke. Get the one with the hot water line. Your ass will thank me, and then thank me again.