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When ya just tryin'a play Crash Bandicoot

posted 4 years ago by Domelon 4 years ago by Domelon +60 / -2

Follow up on Ryan Whitaker, this just in. Crash Bandicoot too loud for neighbor, therefor deserves to forever sleep.

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– rambles_off_topic 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

Those of you who live in St. Louis might remember hearing about this, I believe it happened in 1997. We were executing a warrant on a guy who was a suspect in a double homicide at a McDonalds robbery a few days earlier. We knew he would be armed, but what we didn't know was that he had barricaded himself in his house with several automatic weapons and a box of grenades. We hadn't called EOD in on this because we didn't think we would need them. But it just so happened one of the EOD unit guys was on the team executing the warrant. I never really got along with this guy though because he would always whistle songs in the locker room but he didn't quite know how they went. For like two weeks straight, he would try to whistle "The Stranger" by Billy Joel but he fucked it up horribly. Finally I got fed up with it so I went and put numbing cream on his lip balm when he was in the shower. It worked like a charm. His lips got so numb that he couldn't whistle. Fucking idiot just thought that his lip balm expired. Does lip balm even expire? I have no idea.

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– scruffyusp 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I think that's my favorite one of those you've ever done.

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– TegridyHarms 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Once again I thank you for your cervix.

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– dummy_thicc 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

tyfyc

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

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