Beers arent the most tactical drink at certain times. One should always be buzzed off a mix of claws and cheap merican beer, but a camel bag full of moonshine is my go to tactical drink.

I don't run, that's how.

I usually drink them before I actually do any larping.

Sir thats a water

They are supposed to get shaken and splode all over you. Your gear needs to smell like stale ass and Cheetos.

u machine dat?

Just drink them first, then boogie

Its not getting shot at that bothers them its getting shot that shook them up

I'm guessing that's the IV bag for your med pouch. Don't want that frothy head getting into your veins.

Went with the original, not that Coors Light shit. That's how you know this medic has been properly trained and comes prepared.

Coors goldies, I see you’re a man of sophistication. Tactical bunjee cord noose works best.

I only carry redbulls, more energy for the luau

No, only moonshine. Or maybe whiskey, or kool aid