And, you are not openly rebelling against that. I don't consider you man enough to boog. I will not live under a boot like that. Kids get all the candy they can carry this year!
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If by toilet paper, you mean the kind measured in mm, and by mansion you mean minecraft...
I live to far to hit it and, hand out candy. I hope someone does!
I say do this either way.
I'm dressing like a continental soldier and yelling Patrick Henry lines
GIVE ME CANDY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!?
This should be the new line instead of Trick Or Treat. :D
Fuck ya that's what I'm talking about!
If a little kid came to my door saying that, they're definitely getting extra candy.
Here's the bag and a 3d printed AR kid!
Remember the videos with all those fireworks in California for 4th of July? I think the people are observing the holidays regardless of government consent.
Ya and, I don't think minding law enforcement is something a lot of inner city youth are gonna do on the holiday they're let loose. I doubt many cops are brave enough to start areesting trick or treaters in the current climate.
WOLVERINES!
AND REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!
WOLVEREESE'S!!!!!! Thanks for the costume idea! I'm gonna be darrel this Halloween. Now I need wood furniture for my AK
Bro my Halloween setup is gonna be even more lit this year than ever. Won’t even need a Biden sign to get the kiddies here for all the free candy they can carry. Hopefully gonna go pumpkin picking next weekend. I’ll wear my shit-kickin’ boots and no mask.
Be ready to stop Karens from yelling at kids. I'm not gonna let them try to ruin Halloween. They can sit at home and shut the fuck up peacefully. I think a good shouting down will prolly stop them or some mace maybe...
Oh I’m ready to discretely take a screeching Karen aside and calmly explain not to do this in front of the kids. Then I’ll politely tell xer or xim that if they continue to make a scene, I’ll kick them in the baby-maker and run em over with a tractor.
Halloween is for the kids. The actual kids, not the adult-children.
Amen fight the good fight brother!
First, they came for Halloween - But I did not speak up, because I was not a goth...
It's not about being a goth it's about not surrendering
That’s exactly my point. Even if you don’t normally decorate for Halloween and hand out candy, you need to go all out this year in an act of resistance.
My bad man, king size candy for all the kids!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...
It's time to stand up!
Devil's Night a Detroit Halloween tradition is a nightly occurrence now a days in most stepper cities. The whole country is Detroit circa early 90's. Halloween/Devils Night everyday with masks and arson. Reminds me of home.
I haven’t gone out for Halloween since college, I’m not going to inconvenience myself and do it now
Im not going trick or treating myself. Im just giving candy to children. You could do that too easily and, fight the power at the same time
I would love to but I don’t get trick or treaters where I live
Bummer dude. Carving pumpkins is resistance at this point!
I havent done that since I was a kid, Ill do that this year
One thing I envy about neighrhoods and cities. Cant really walk one mile between houses on a windey, no shoulder county road with your family where I live... And church trunk er treats dont much like vulgar costumes
That's true! People would always come from all over to my neighborhood. We usually have 3000 kids visit or so as long as the weathers good.