Mr. Joe "Demented Pedophile" Biden has some of the worst fudd tactical tips I've ever heard. I love his impassioned lecture on how to deter burglaries by going out onto your second floor balcony and firing two blasts with your shotgun off into the secluded woods. How out of touch do you have to be?
"I'm Joe Biden's husband Joe–uh–Joe, hey, uh you know what... You don't need–nobody needs an assault–Hey let me tell you here. If you're ever in a situation where uh–you ever in a type of hostile situation, and you need–ahhhhh–look if you're feeling like someone is trying to get you, you don't need a rifle with 30 caliber blasts! Just call your head of security. He's nice and the Secret Service has all the training they need. You don't need uh–one of these rifles... You don't. Just call–(what's his name?)–just call your security. They'll come in from the rooftop. They've got tactics and weapons. They'll take care of it. I tell my wife every night before going to bed, I say 'Jill? You be good and call the Secret Service if you hear anyone coming in,' and she does."
Mr. Joe "Demented Pedophile" Biden has some of the worst fudd tactical tips I've ever heard. I love his impassioned lecture on how to deter burglaries by going out onto your second floor balcony and firing two blasts with your shotgun off into the secluded woods. How out of touch do you have to be?
"I'm Joe Biden's husband Joe–uh–Joe, hey, uh you know what... You don't need–nobody needs an assault–Hey let me tell you here. If you're ever in a situation where uh–you ever in a type of hostile situation, and you need–ahhhhh–look if you're feeling like someone is trying to get you, you don't need a rifle with 30 caliber blasts! Just call your head of security. He's nice and the Secret Service has all the training they need. You don't need uh–one of these rifles... You don't. Just call–(what's his name?)–just call your security. They'll come in from the rooftop. They've got tactics and weapons. They'll take care of it. I tell my wife every night before going to bed, I say 'Jill? You be good and call the Secret Service if you hear anyone coming in,' and she does."
*blank-faced news anchor nodding emphatically*