The bots.. are... Human?
They've finally done it then...
Cyborgs are a thing. Time to start acquiring some black tip 30 cal. Damnit too soon.
Asshole spammers got balls. Fuck it.
Skynet nuke these assholes.
Kinky.
Replace the foregrip with a dildo and it will be ready for any situation.
He'd be saddened by a lot of things right now probably...
The lack of a functional phaser would probably be the worst thing though.
What in the autistic fuck is this beautiful cursed suffering creature?
This inflation, the ruskie ammo ban, batfeces tomfoolery...
I'm starting to take this personally. My poor guns are hungry, and my good AR is side eyeing the steel case I have.... It's hungry, but afraid...
I don't want your fuckin onlythots bullshit. Go slobber on an ole brown Bess's muzzle while you tickle her taint with your toes. That experience will blow your mind more than the bungholes you been lickin on.
Skynet terminate.
Wait, you're saying i don't have to pump it all the time?
Something about 2 world wars comes to mind...
Child support? Is that what you call your monthly purchase of hoppes, new mags, and ammo?
NODS on a cowboy hat... Wonder if anyone would buy that.
Skynet deploy Killbots.
Jerry Miculek? He's a hero to us all. Now go get some.
Gotta stay sharp there scruffy. Who's gonna give us the best gourmet recipes once shit kicks off?
Well got bigger issues once that starts happening. But if tptb were to call some bomber, artillery, or grid square eraser on someone then I feel that we will have reached full boog. hope everyone's up to date on their dancing lessons.
2 is 1. 1 is none. Therefore, 2 is none. I'm sorry I've misled you all for so long. Anything less than 6 .50s is insufficient for home defense. Now excuse me while I go take out a third mortgage so I can buy some stuff.
I was thinking ma deuce behind some sand bags. Wait, you mean you don't have a fighting pit set up in your living room?
Sic semper tyrannis. If only that guy had had a better tool to defend himself and, I'm assuming, his family there.
Your making a good salary from home playing hide the .22 in your own ass? You should try a .50. then, once you got it up there, go sit on a nail. Keep sitting on nail till you hear the boom.
Sure this fucker isn't a troll?
Damnit skynet. Send killbots.
Thought the heads just hang on Roach's side?
Thought they were trying to import it from the middle east looking at what's going on in Europe. Theres also that whole thing with goats too....
It puts the hoppe's #9 on its slide or it gets the steel case again...
Unfortunate the antifaholes didn't blow themselves up with the fireworks they were throwing at the courthouse and poleece.