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HKgoneWild 11 points ago +11 / -0

This should come with a sign saying "Free to a loving home that will provide good food and shelter".

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get out of the house more. You're imagining a wife. Or it's your unconscious telling you to get your house ready for sale so you can go buy 100 acres in Montana.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

MANPADS are supposed to be protected arms under the 2nd. Change my mind (you can't).

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Latest drink thoughts: buy a can cannon and load it full of light axle grease and feathers in a solo cup as a low-energy method of feathering at a distance. Thoughts?

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

You buy tar and feathers. Lots of feathers.

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this the way? Has it been here in front of us all this time, and we were to busy mag dumping into trash piles on the side of the road to see it?

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HKgoneWild 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do the alphabet lurkers know that we know that they know that we know they are lurking here?

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the galil had a built in bottle opener phhh who needs that? Besides, white claws have pop tops anyway.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

You must re-establish your dominance. Go take a deuce in the little shits litter box. If you don't next thing you know it'll be shitting in your bed and turning your meth into a furry. This must not be allowed to stand. Take back your home. Be a man.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +3 / -1

Is a thing. Also can be made to comply with gun rule by incorporating shotgun shell mine.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE WEEBS ARE COMING! THE WEebs are... coming. Damnit. Skynet terminate. This never fucking happened. Forget what you saw here.

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Newest argument against NoFunAct: it's raycis cause private collectors could/would pay top dollar for these antique weapons.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

They belong in a museum! Or in my safe! On second thought, screw the museum and send them to me for safekeeping.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

"No go back go back" -clothed monke to monke

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

They missed the part about consent of the governed in their constitutional law class. Guess basic English comprehension isn't a necessary prereq for that though given their misunderstanding of "shall not be infringed".

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait cities are death traps? Always have been 🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀. For reference, look up city death rates prior to "modern" medicine. Without immigrants they would've died off.

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HKgoneWild 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welp if it's all illegal then might as well go big. Fire up the drill presses cause full auto is BACK ON THE MENU BOYS. Take the 40mm bloop guns out of the stuffed rabbits you've been hiding em in. Go get you a factory with big enough equipment to make a 155mm.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow last time I bought ammo it came with free patches. They've stepped up their freebies.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

New idea: a tendies holder that can cook and warm your tendies as you shoot, while also keeping your barrel chilled.

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +1 / -0

On/Behind the glasses.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should a tactical tendies holder pouch and pic rail mount sauce dispenser be a thing?

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Khyber Pass desert eagle? Aka a sandbox shitbird?

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