6 o'clock hold on an 8 o'clock sun. Bold move. Afraid you're gonna obscure the target with your sights?
Also, are you shooting left handed because you've got a death grip on your Charles Dickens with the right? Does the romance got you feeling some kind of way there, champ?
You've never stared deep into the soulless pupils of a traffiked, drug addled eastern European woman as she channeled the entirety of the gaping vacuous void that her soul once occupied towards sucking your asshole inside out through your dick hole, have you? Have you seen the contempt she holds towards you and all you love reflected in the back of her eyes as mascara streams down her cheeks while she gags and deep throats your tragically inadequate capitalist sweat hog? Have you watched her writhe in front of you, lithe on her knees as she undulates around with her tonsils planted firmly on your hot rod like a cobra that has finally drummed up to courage to bite her master, the snake charmer, but still cannot break the spell he holds over her because of how utterly broken she has become - like a caged beast reaching for freedom, only to realize they've grabbed a tornado and are riding it out into the ground? Have you seen the hope drain out of her eyes as you grab her by the hair on the back of her skull and drain your balls down her throat so forcefully that a trickle of semen dribbles out her nose alongside her falling tears - and have you watched a human being shatter as she realizes that the only power she will ever have in this world is directly tied to whoever the highest bidder is for whatever wet hole she has for sale that day?
... have you?
Then, respectfully, I don't think you know the measure of a Romanian whore, my friend.
... seriously though, you're right. People's shit got weak.
I'm so fucking happy we got a hard reset and purged all the fags throwing bullshit "vibe" posts, SpongeBob NOD edits, and wardrobe posts. I'd rather have like 5 mediocre posts a day than 20 steaming piles.
I mean, it gave me a lot to rant about, but I'm sure I can pick up the pieces and find a way to continue the tradition anyway.
Obrez or bust.
I'm sure he's already guzzling cum straight from the tap somewhere to ensure he's got a backup plan to keep him in control somehow.
Chitin Defense is what he uses now, I believe.
Local retard rolls his own tendies using this one weird trick. Supermarkets hate him!
What was the name of the gun Wilford Brimley used in that documentary he was in with JCVD... Hard Target, I think? The gun he used when he was riding the horse and lit the fuse by shooting the moonshine still?
Edit: Nobody? The weird gun that shot those long wooden bullets with feathers attached?
I want one in .357 for multiple reasons... I can keep it as a companion to my Marlin .357 lever gun for the ultimate odd couple pairing, and I can feed it .38 Specials so I can complain about it always jamming.
That's my idea of CoMmOn SeNsE GuN cOnTrOl... controlling your benis when threatened.
If you stay away from metropolitan areas, it's like that here. I work with cute, sweet early 20-something single women that pack heat in their vehicles 24/7 because daddy raised them right... and I know they'd be willing and able to use it on top of that. It's the suburban and urban Karen's (and whatever the equivalent name for their husbands are) that are the problem.
I know it's in StL, but even so, if this shit stands I'm going to be so disappointed in my state.
Sad to see this happen so close to home. I do the same thing this guy did all the time, except with a Speedo, white V-neck t-shirt, Crocs, and a Milwaukee's Best. If you stay away from StL and KC, the state's laws are gun culture are really nice. I agree with the other statements about this being a push from the liberal side.
No laws, just unstoppable heartburn and/or crippling diarrhea.
Ye Gods, I've missed these posts. It feels like we're unpacking things after moving houses... every day you pull one more thing out of a box that makes it feel like home.
Also, for some reason, I feel like if I ever had the chance to fuck a female clown, I'd have to go raw just to complete the whole "terrifying thrill fuck" vibe.
If you 3D print something, you're Chad-ing
I'd rather have a Gorilla tape stendo
Detonate. Reload. Repeat.
Okay, humor me here, but I have an idea. You're gonna need a mirror, a decent headlamp, some Force Flex trash bags, and some Dawn dish soap... DON'T fuck around and cheap out on any of this. What you're going to want to do is, first, place this mirror at an angle against a wall... not too shallow of an angle, though. Keep it around 45 degrees or so. Next, you need to take that trash bag and dump some of the dish soap into it and fucking spin it around your head until the inside is coated pretty well with a nice layer. Put on your headlamp, turn it on, and then - and this is the confusing part - grab the bottom of the trash back and push your hand upwards through the opening until you've turned it inside out around your arm and pull the drawstring tight around your arm. After this, it's all smooth sailing... just drop your pants, spread your buttcheek using the palm of your non-dominant hand, gaze deeply into the void between your legs using the mirror, and start fishing around in your ass for your lost lower. Don't puss out, either... you really need to get in there, man. Start with one finger, then two, then the fist, etc, etc. You've gotta get up around the bend of your descending colon where it goes transverse across your body in case that bitch is trying to play peekaboo around the corner like some punk ass bratty kid that thinks they're being funny.
If you have sub-par colon hygiene due to weak musculature, inferior genes, or a vegetarian diet, a towel would be nice to help contain the excess fecal matter or staunch any bleeding from having a tender lady-ass. Just getting looking, friend... I'm sure you'll find it.
That's what I was seeing, but I just couldn't bring myself to admit that this kind of military grade weaponry was on our streets
To be clear, I'm talking about weaponized retardation, not the gun stendo.
Literal proof that you can polish a turd.
Also, what's manner of bubbafuckery is going on with that magazine?
"You wanna run some routine background checks and approve some forms so we can give people permission to exercise their rights, or do you wanna eyefuck some filthy feet on that one short bus gun zealot site?"
"Fucking 'duh'. Get your laptop."
This is the only acceptable reason to post feet with shoes around here.
Load him up in some brass so he can fight the steppers one last time.
I mean, they're going to Congress for encryption to make their own lives easier. They're steppers doing what steppers do, obviously. It's not rocket science, champ. They've got the data mining capabilities out the wazoo. Are they competent? No. Do they wield significant power? Yes. They're toddlers with a nuke, figuratively, which may not command respect, but it definitely needs to make you remain cognizant of the possibilities. If you fuck around and underestimate your enemies, you'll get burned. The rage of crack smoking hentai addicted incel weebs is great... when all you do is think of doe-eyed submissive teens and beat your dick all day like your goddamn pants are a CIA black site, you've naturally got some mental issues and some extra free time to get shit done, especially if they see you as the enemy.
I'm not in awe of the Kings power, I'm not sucking any fed dick, and I don't give a fuck if you see it that way or not. They've got billions spent in the dark focused at finding ways to monitor us as a society and they've undoubtedly got more data than they can effectively use, which is where the incompetence comes in... but the fact is that it's there if they choose to use it. Xkeyscore, PRISM, 5 eyes alliance, all that shit... it's real. Xkeyscore is over a decade old and was at least 6 years old before we began to learn about it publicly, and I'm sure they've got stuff spiffier than that now, especially since it's in the open now. I'm not saying they deserve respect, I'm just saying that if you're not aware of the possibilities then you're blind.
You're right, private businesses can and should have the right to dictate conditions for entry and participation. It's private property, like your home. Pandemics gonna do what pandemics gonna do, however, and what it do is use stupidity, ignorance, and mistakes to infect the shit out of everyone. It just takes one person to invalidate precautionary measures, which is sad.
Example: I just got exposed for like the 5th time (that I know of) at the hospital I work at... visitor came to see her family member in ICU, took off her mask in the patients room and was crying, carrying on, etc. Turns out she swabbed positive later that day (yesterday) - her husband had been quarantining because he was positive. Oh, and she was the director of HR at our hospital, too. So now we've got her family member eating up a negative pressure room because her dumb ass thought she was special and rules didn't need to apply to her since she's "VIP", her very sick family member now has a known COVID exposure along with me, a hospitalist, a cardiology nurse practitioner, our pulmonologist/intensivist, multiple nurses, respiratory therapists, etc, etc. And at this point, none of us are even really scared of the COVID exposure, we're just fed up with the sheer stupidity of people like that causing more hassle for the world. I get the science of masking and why we do it, but at this point with people like that, short of a seriously shutdown and movement restrictions, exposure is an inevitability when stupidity and disregard for others can so easily trump everyone else's caution. I know every gravel road and back highway from here to the next biggest city... areas like mine will be impossible to police for stuff like that.
I dunno, maybe I'm venting, maybe I'm coming down with the rona, or maybe I'm a cold, jaded asshole from dealing with this for so long, but pandemics are a cold, cruel part of nature. They're nature's culling, and I honestly don't know how we can expect to stop them all. Slow them down, yes, but man... we're pretty deep in this one, and thankfully it's not nearly as terrible as it could be. All you can do is respect the people around you a best you can and not be selfish in your actions.