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HonkNJhonk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Little tidbit I always enjoyed was Trump used to carry a .45. Not sure if a president is allowed to carry, but he did before becoming president. And did you see the gun that Jesse James gifted to him? It was gorgeous.

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HonkNJhonk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excuse me? What the fuck did you just blabber at me?

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure there was sex at night, when the men returned home from daily patrols and slotting floppies to find fresh cooked meals and happy kids.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin’ a right he is. He’s done a few vijayos with guns and what not.

We say “hit your benis with a hammer”, and he has a slightly more Canadian way with “keep your dick in a vise”. I wanna drink beers with him someday.

Spez: scary rifle

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I’m ready to discretely take a screeching Karen aside and calmly explain not to do this in front of the kids. Then I’ll politely tell xer or xim that if they continue to make a scene, I’ll kick them in the baby-maker and run em over with a tractor.

Halloween is for the kids. The actual kids, not the adult-children.

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HonkNJhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

With any luck Spacey goes down with Ghislane in a spectacular fireball and we never have to hear from Kaiser again.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bro my Halloween setup is gonna be even more lit this year than ever. Won’t even need a Biden sign to get the kiddies here for all the free candy they can carry. Hopefully gonna go pumpkin picking next weekend. I’ll wear my shit-kickin’ boots and no mask.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll have a drink to that. Fucking hilarious.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it’s close anyway. Let’s wait to see tomorrow’s SCOTUS pick.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea I’m a little sweaty too after seeing this.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

They sure did. I used to let off a few bursts and listen for Al Gore’s baby cries in the wind. It was glorious. But sadly the libs developed 410a and we can no longer punch holes in the upper atmosphere so easily.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

With the fixed stock or the folding paratrooper model?

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Years ago I had a full-auto BB gun that you could fit like 250 bbs into the hopper and let ‘Er rip. It took little canisters of r-12 Freon but I converted it to compressed air from the air compressor.

For 30 years now I keep saying if I ever get ahold of a spare barrel... like I need another project.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should have pooled our money a few years ago and purchased that lot of 1000 cut receivers someone posted on the old board.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up the early 90’s song “Detachable Penis”. Good times.

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HonkNJhonk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unsure of what you’re talking about here. But I do purchase my boats whole. This is the best time of year to purchase boats, and the best ones can be had from $800 to $2000 as long as the motor runs.

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HonkNJhonk 5 points ago +5 / -0

How have you not burned your house down yet? Personally I once passed out and three days later realized the natural gas grill was still runnin

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HonkNJhonk 8 points ago +8 / -0

He’s got motions alright. Ask him for the video.

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HonkNJhonk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fun fact, those fuckers are 12g but you gotta cut your shells down to fit or use short shells. Don’t ask how I know or how I managed to keep all 11 fingers into adulthood.

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