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HonkNJhonk 14 points ago +14 / -0

Karen has her firing pin installed incorrectly. Ken has a nice shirt. But Kyle is a proven sloterator.

Easy choice.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

With their goofy haircuts and their soy faces

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HonkNJhonk 7 points ago +7 / -0

The sequel is a live-filmed documentary that is just beginning.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commendable and all, but you can’t shoot the lights back on after they go out. Unless you walk around wearing nods all the time, I suppose.

Anyone have a link to that jogger who shot in the air and hit the transformer out front causing a large blackout? That was hilarious.

Scruffy, if we lived close I’d happily trade you a flea market generator for a good recipe.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice to see someone still using a CB.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makers Mark and some .22’s ‘cause I just shaved my beard off this morning. Not too drunk yet to go play boat captain.

Sorry to hear about your meat. Ain’t you got a generator?

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HonkNJhonk 23 points ago +24 / -1

You are not the good kind of retarded.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I may or may not have seen good results from just an old craftsmen drill press with an X Y table from Horrible Freight. The purists will REEEEE, but as long as you keep it wet with wd40 (yes, wd40) and go slow the results are very good. But that friend died in a boat wreck with everything on board including the press.

If going this route, check your chuck for tightness often. Having a bit drop can be disastrous. Also make sure to take passes the correct way for the rotation of the bit. If it chatters excessively, try taking the pass from the opposite direction.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus man, whatever you do don’t buy a boat. Or maybe yes, idk anymore. Too many chips in my eyes.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh how artistic.

Damn auto correct: I meant autistic.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +3 / -1

It’s a cruel world, sometimes you will be tested.

Naked. Meth. Guns.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not secure enough. Jailhouse tattoo on muh thigh of the coordinates.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is just friendly karma chameleon. They frighten easily and can die from stress. Not unlike fed bois.

Best to view them from a distance and feed them small insects to distract them.

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HonkNJhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao, “steppers off” on the screen.

Real life imitates fiction, so this is an omen.

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HonkNJhonk 16 points ago +16 / -0

Third valid question: “Where’s my shovel?!”

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HonkNJhonk 15 points ago +16 / -1

Sluts don’t have feelings. They’re already dead on the inside.

Edit: one downvote. There’s a slut in the group who still has some feelings. Laugh at her.

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HonkNJhonk 9 points ago +10 / -1

Send bachelors

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Empty? In the wise words of Tony Soprano: there ain’t nothing more useless than an unloaded gun.

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