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KeepAmericaGreat247 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you really need is a pair of pliers and a hammer.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't seen this in too long.

Thank you.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 9 points ago +9 / -0

ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS WHEN THEY AREN'T VIOLENTLY IMPOSING MY PERSONAL POLITICAL BELIEFS ON MY FELLOW AMERICANS, YOU LITERAL CISGENDERED NAZI!

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KeepAmericaGreat247 5 points ago +5 / -0

Richard Carpiano was in California on the day of the San Bernardino terrorist attack, though there's no evidence he's part of a sleeper cell of violent Muslim extremists.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like a modified game of Russian Roulette where everyone loses.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where can an autist with a healthy frame find a good, sturdy pair of Rhodesian-style short shorts like those?

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KeepAmericaGreat247 8 points ago +8 / -0

As far as politicians go, Ted Cruz is one of the better ones. That being said, wearing a muzzle on your face because Uncle Sam said so is the epitome of letting the government come and take it.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 9 points ago +9 / -0

If a poll tax is unconstitutional, then any "tax" or fee on imposed on any other right we have is equally unconstitutional.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are some of the things my fellow autists are doing to prepare for the inevitable peaceful protests following the result of the Chauvin trial, whatever it is?

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KeepAmericaGreat247 13 points ago +14 / -1

Since you're limiting your selection to what your bureaucratic overlords allow you to have, you might as well purchase this to shove up your ass while you watch your wife get railed by her boyfriend.

P.S. Remember to link GOA or FPC to your Amazon Smile!

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KeepAmericaGreat247 8 points ago +8 / -0

They should be able to add the other fundraiser as soon as they're ready to take a quick break from having sex with other men.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 8 points ago +8 / -0

Poor trigger discipline.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's long past time our federal government practice fiscal responsibility and restore the salami standard.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don't fancy myself much of a conspiracy theorist, but the media narrative sure shifted quickly once gun control made its way back up to the top of the Democrat wishlist.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 19 points ago +19 / -0

Comparing the most retarded autist to the most competent bureaucrat is like comparing the dumbest chimpanzee to the smartest goldfish. Commies are an inferior species, after all.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 2 points ago +2 / -0

I HAVE DETECTED THE POSSIBILITY OF FAGGOTRY!

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KeepAmericaGreat247 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think you're confusing guns with your colostomy bag again, gramps.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 4 points ago +4 / -0

My vote is for the flamethrower for the sole reason that it is 0% as practical and at least 135% more badass.

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