All these plots remind me of how back when I was a security guard at the mall I saved the mayor's nephews life (and maybe anal virginity) in a similar incident.

As the title implies, im having trouple zap carrying the rifle I would like to. Given the current state things are in, I have been wanting to zap carry my lee enfield number 1 mk 3 as well as a reload (2 clips). The issue i am running into is that my lee enfield is 44 inches and from my concealed carry point to my mouth is about 32 inches. This leaves 12 inches uncovered. Right now I have been sticking a tail in the muzzle and using being a furry as "camouflage". This causes a number of issues such as sitting down and being mischaracterized as a furry. I have heard of adding a duffel cut to the rifle to shorten the length, but this would hinder my "quick draw" of it into action (which i have extensively practiced). Any experience anyone could add in terms of aiding with this issue would be greatly appreciated.