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Reikovsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, the state of Oregon is a prime breeding grounds for Retardarism (not the good kind).

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Reikovsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

With a loud scream when you drop an empty magazine.

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Reikovsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let the minorities work out their problems with each other with they problum solvas.

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Reikovsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only the finest of Chinese Fire-lances outfitted with budget Holosuns (Because fuck Trijicock) may grace the battlefield and destory the disgusting English cousin kissers!

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

More Dakka. Red go fast.

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Reikovsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also call the RSO a mall-cop for good measure.

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Reikovsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I do this to my .22LR cartridges with it increase the velocity and stawpin' powa with my binary trigger?

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Reikovsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where is plate of Tendies?

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Reikovsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Purchased from Boomer at Gun Show that knew what he had.

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmm-mmm. Nothing like a fresh plum in the morning.

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Reikovsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm game so long as you drive. In my good conscience I have a tendency to drink and drive and I would hate to scratch the fine paint on aircraft grade aluminum.

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know they have removed the option to embrace the old tradition of raiding the national guard depots of its goods, from the marshmallow boys stationed there while they are distracted by playing in the children's ballpit.

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Reikovsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't forget piss, not that I am complaining!

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncle, I'm scared. I think I may need conversion therapy, I completely forgot that I've always had a admiration for the appearence of the Famas F1, perhaps I have Metal Gear Solid and Counterstrike 1.6 to blame.

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Reikovsky 7 points ago +7 / -0

Uncle, as a retard can you please explain to me the appeal behind a standard issued Bullpup? To me it sounds like a blatant attempt to be different.

How can a shorter over all device be considered an advantage when it makes it more cumbersome of an action to reload then reshoulder? Is the secret to constantly leave your shoulder dislocated so you can bypass the awkward motion? That being said I understand that 'Anglish knacker-heads aren't big on winning battles after the 19th century anyway and perhaps reloading is moot anyway.

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Reikovsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you telling me that my Character sheet for this new Vampire the Masquerade campaign is too OP?

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

DnD is for faggots. Classic World of Darkness games that use D10 systems fuck, and fuck hard.

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Reikovsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. So some retard was trying to throw a mattress in a shared dumpster, and the Dumpster defender Eco Warriors took it out and threw it on said retards lawn.

Retard then gets mad and confronts the Eco Warriors with a bat and threatens them while they happen to be armed. Retarded then provokes them by stating they don't have the balls to shoot them, retarded in fact dares the Eco Warriors to shoot him while they tell him to 'Back Off.'

Conflict ensures

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Reikovsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

This borther fucks around to find out the greatest optic positioning.

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Reikovsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry Sir, we need to check your Soundcloud and Podcast list for quality taste assurance. If you don't cooperate, I am afraid you can only purchase Hi-Points.

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy these new AFT regulation proposals are quite extreme.

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +4 / -2

That sounds like a pretty neat exception. You win another debate Uncle.

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