Can you have him do that on my voicemail for my birthday?

(646) 926-6614

Hate to say it but if you don't have either an AR or AK, you ain't part of the club. Bonus points if you build from the ground up. It's not hard, they are adult legos.

Next you need a carry weapon and it's either a 1911 if you're a straight white male or something else depending on how far to the gay you are on the sexuality scale

Next is a shotgun, get a M1897. If your rich then get a real one and if you are a poor get a Norinco version. Middle class is the Cimarron

Now you get good stuff, an ethno centered history gun. English? Get a SMLE. Swiss? Grab a Schmidt Ruben. African...well...that's a second AK for you, but do something cool with it.

Finally statement piece. This is what you brag about. Maybe it's a MG42 or a Puckle gun or maybe, like, a M198 towed. A blunderbuss is also cool. I have a Verletti that no one on the planet makes ammo for

Gunpowder is easy. There is plenty and if you're not going competitive shooting it doesn't matter.

As for what kind of dragon you need to kill and grind the bones of in order to make the primer, I find a storm dragon or a sea dragon is most effective. Sure a skull dragon (or fucking Bahamut himself) would be best but good luck getting those without the paladin shield or holy lance.

Slugs Id just buy the federal or hornaday

Careful he's going to chew into that plastic grip and you're going to then have to buy a 1911

That's more than 20"

Ida B Wells would be ecstatic about this

It's sort of a "if you know you know thing" but I don't mind sharing since this is a private and crypto encoded site.

Go to your local police station with a rifle(it basically proves you're in the know) and hawaiian shirt and say the secret code to the officer.

"see this rifle? It makes bacon"

Cops appreciate our humor and will immediately read you into the club and your first patch should be sent to you within 4-6 weeks via mail.

Shipping and handling NOT included

I think I love the idea of reading the bill of rights at people.

I'm buying a bullhorn and putting a wish.com acog on it

Pics or it didn't happen

(Elaborate plan to see dem toes)

MilSpec is best spec

This guy fucks

Defiance is an American tradition

1 2 3 NOT IT

This is the way

Honestly this is the correct answer, a good 1911 will shoot through everything up to and including your mom

Schrutes are large babies

Do you think my .68 Tippmann will be enough?

Damn you amazing, amazing American treasure.

I was hoping you wouldn't forget Donnie Darko

That's bullshit. Because by that logic you're telling me Swayze wasn't a ghost in ghost when I am for sure that he is dead

All guns are good, we only argue over what guns make you gayer and what guns make you gayest

Those degens up north use Berettas, figger it oat

Biden is more of an AR 14 guy

https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/10/biden-tells-man-accusing-him-of-gun-grab-hes-full-of-sh-t-but-ill-take-your-ar-14s/

Spec Ops guys don't use glocks, they use 1911s.

Grandpa's with huge guts and bellyband holsters don't use glocks, they use 1911s

Third world tin pot dictators don't use glocks, they use gold 1911s

The ATF uses glocks

Wait don't deport yet!

I want to know where to buy a laser sight that was built by the lowest bidder and can only work with one specific weapons system!

I wish we extended this rule to everything because everytime I open a junk drawer all I can think is how badass all of this would be crammed into a blunderbuss