I'd like to submit my name for the bid

I have no experience

No, jam your throat on their frame for money. Solves all the problems and gives you a new bull

Do your part, lose your guns in a boating accident today

The Democrats could start acting like adults and tell these fucks to knock it off before the National Guard comes to town

Don't hold your breath. The left is pulling the same "inside outside" shit from the '60s. "Put us in charge and this can all go away"

The American Revolution is of specific note because (generally speaking) there wasn't violence where it was civilian vs civilian.

The civil war is especially interesting because there were clear lines of demarcation between the sides.

The next civil war will look a lot more like the French revolution with certain neighborhoods fighting others. So I think best advice is to move to an area with people share your political beliefs and train with them

And buy ammo

I didn't buy enough ammo...

Hitler's advantage wasn't that he hated people more, or that he was a good speaker, it was that he was an excellent administrator

Agreed, all the anti-Semitism does is make gun nuts look bad and it lumps us in with the stormfront faggots

Please go into detail, id be forever grateful if you could help me fix it

Oh I'm a dirty civilian now, just like you

Brick the mother fuckers

Maaaaaa! Did the ATF come by and take my shit?!?! Is the doggo ok?!?!

I imagine if we had a .win during prohibition we would post shit like this about booze.Just pictures of whiskey in the woods

And toes. Lots of fucked up, disgusting, mangled, fungus ridden early 20th century hillbilly feet

When this whole thing is over, Kyle will never have to pay for a funnel cake at any state fair he goes to for the rest of his life

It's like you can't even shoot into a crowd of peaceful protestors without hitting a pedophile anymore

You should have painted it camouflage to the carpet

So I tried to clone my service weapon as closely as I could but also turn every screw myself. I wanted to be cheap and cut corners and do dumb stuff:

Pistol Grip: from a Spider 2000 paintball gun I bought sophomore year of high school that the meth said I should have thrown away years ago for taking up space. It fit but I had to use a shitty drill for the selector spring hole

Barrel and upper: 20inch 1:9 Bear Creek set up I won on some Busch league auction site for $77. Some people think buying parts from an auction site is a bad idea. When I'm in charge, those people will be rounded up and put in camps.

Front sight post: needed it for the bayonet and to complete the look...didn't want to pay a gunsmith and it lead to this post https://weekendgunnit.win/p/GbtUUT1n/gunsmiths-were-all-booked-so-i-s/c/

Trigger: Franklin Armory Binary, I like it more than some of my friends, also the most expensive part

Lower: spikes tactical purchased solely because it had a pirate on it

ACOG: Chyna virus carrying knock off, I guess I could have bought a real one but that would cut into my budget for Siberian tigers and pearl handled lugers. I have an iron backups in the buttstock anyway

Sling: my 3 point specter from Iraq...it's broken but I don't have the heart to toss it...can I fix it?

Mags: all H&K and stolen from the unit, thanks to all you autists who pay your taxes and contributed to my gun

BCG: Palmetto State, it said it was a FULL AUTO bolt so you know it's good. They also sent me a sticker that I put on my trashcan and left for the new homeowners when we moved

Pins and whatnot: cheaperthandirt.com sort by cheapest

Broomhandle: see Mags description

Buttstock: picked it up off the ground and took it home after the meth's cousin threw it at his head when I said "I like my pistol mags like Roman Pulanski likes his women, in the low teens"

Quad rail: Troy built (hopefully before they got all shitty) traded some dipshitery for it to the above mentioned in-law while promising to never again use "whatever bro I fucked your cousin" as an insult

Bayonet (not pictured): at one point in the Corps I thought I lost mine so I paid some sketchy dude I didn't like $30 for one he obviously stole from someone else (assuming it was mine anyway) turns out I found mine in the tool box of the truck because I forgot I used it to cut off a rusted ratchet strap.

By the end of the first line I instinctively knew the melody. Well done you fucking retard

Billy Ray Cyrus sucks

EDIT: yes I know who sang the song, it was supposed to be a joke but your brotherfuckers take your country music serious like

Isn't the age to have a rifle in Wisconsin 16?

I'm not sure there is an issue here

You need to get on striping those floors homie, they are looking rough

You know those homos are fucking those guns, right?

Disappointed the gun fire didn't line up with the snare snapping before the chorus

Whenever I go off to do hood stuff I leave my phone at home, streaming episodes of Mad Men

Rat shot is best shot. The only round you can shoot in your home for fun.

It kills rats, snakes, spiders, and even roombas