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almond_activator 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s like showing a hand with 5 aces.

... while playing Texas Hold-Em, with another three aces already on the table.

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spend $1,000 on a DIY-quality AR, then spend another $500 on the rounds required to get comfortable shooting it.

Today's the wrong day to pick up a new firearm unless shit pops off and today's the last day you'll have the chance.

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almond_activator 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We need a three day cooling-off period to prevent shootings."

"A two-week shipping time is insufficient to prevent shootings."

Fuckers.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

He certainly is. I'd expect Android phones with their greater application freedom being the future screen platform, though.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen better prices at my local FUDD indoor range than I'm seeing online right now. The only good news is that nobody's buying premium ammo, so that stuff is barely more expensive than the mid-grade.

Reminds me of gas in Cuckifornia - they tax the shit out of Regular, so Premium is only 10c more. Might as well fill up with the good stuff at those prices.

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almond_activator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best predictor of future behavior is past behavior

So China will be busy brutally repressing the Chinese people, and anyone else they can get their grubby mitts on.

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almond_activator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Quick! Ban wire clothes hangers!

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almond_activator 35 points ago +36 / -1

Even TheDonald proper was up in arms over that one. He was wrong about that ban, both in principle and in practice, and you won't find many there who would argue the point.

If you form a WhiteHouse.Gov petition to turn the ATF into a corner store instead of an enforcement bureau, you're likely to get one of the top-upvoted posts of all time over there. I'll sign it without a second thought.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

the gourmet cooking and get the fuck off my lawn party

I made this for you. Welcome to the .win-ning team. You're in good company.

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