Penis Sucking Lip prices going UP
I remember getting an email for the SNEK lower years ago for $30 from PSA
God I hated doing the blueberry quests and shelling out for M4s just to be doinked when the game started
I went to Dairy Queen a while ago; you know, Dairy Queen? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Free ice cream" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Dairy Queen just because there is free ice cream, fool. It's only free ice cream, FREE ICE CREAM for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Dairy Queen, huh? How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the sundae." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you free ice cream if you get out of those seats. Dairy Queen should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Cone, extra fudge." Who in the world orders extra fudge nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra fudge?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra fudge"? Coming from a Dairy Queen veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, blizzard with extra Kit-Kat. That's right, extra Kit-Kat. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra Kit-Kat means more Kit-Kat than ice cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with the banana split.
9x18 is the sacred 9. Not too long like 9x19, not too short like 380.
He's also said Van Damme knows nothing about martial arts during a few interview shows. Which is funny when Van Damme won a few regional kickboxing things when he was young, while Seagull himself is a black belt in aikido, which is focused mostly on disarming people with swords and spears
That's an interesting part of Gus Johnson. He grew up in the Wisconsin country and does all his comedy stuff now with LA type people who probably can't even imagine being in the same room as a pump shotgun
You bring the Nomex gloves I'll bring the ice bucket nawmeen
Going on /r/politics and reading the top comments is always a fun time, followed by scrolling to the bottom and seeing semi-reasonable opinions at -100
Stik toe n chambr
I dunno, that casing protruding could tear up an unweathered zap
Well proportioned, Hardened and Properly Tempered
45 is a lot of gay CP
New recipe when
And branded glow in the dark dildo foregrips
Join the fun of being a real weirdo. It'll probably outlive you too if you get one
Only having 10 toes
I recorded that for you
Hi Points are just the freedom loving but incredibly autistic cousins of Makarovs
Jamaican booze