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sandersonbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tendies are life.

Gat is a Nomad 9 built with all Agency Syndicate parts.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got mine at the now defunct Art Van here in Michigan.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh Crisco. The only essential oil I use to align my chakras.

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sandersonbeard 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh fuck. My cover’s blown. Now I’ve got to find a place for all these fuckin shekels.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only indoor public space. I carry it so that Kroger doesn’t call stormtroopers to fine me like they did some dumb broad that argued last week. I don’t wear it outside, and definitely not in my fucking car.

I just want my Stroh’s without hassle.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brb going to Walmart for tendies, this is retarded enough to work.

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sandersonbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldn’t even have to pull the trigger, that shit would scare off any average mugger, and the antifags will think you’re a Harry Potter character and submit to you.

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sandersonbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if I can convince people being a fat fuck is my medical condition.

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sandersonbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t need a holster if you zap carry. Get da beamz dawg.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 19X rides comfortably next to my dick so it looks bigger. I don’t generally open carry since my only OWB holsters are on belts for competition or the range, and I’d look like a turbo retard walking around with three mags, a rifle mag, a dump pouch, and a UBL mid ride.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Private property owners can ask you to leave without it. I’d rather wear my mask than have to go to the shitty gas station on the other side of town with the meth heads.

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sandersonbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

I only wear it when I’m on private property and management tells me to put it on. Imagine violating other people’s property rights to own the libs.

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sandersonbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stepper in chief of MI says I have to wear a mask. Good thing I’m retarded and own this. No toes because the polish isn’t dry and I’m too fat to get my foot on the table.

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sandersonbeard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair points. I’ve done my days in the shop working 12 hours in 100 degree heat making not enough money. I’ve been a factory rat my entire adult life here in Michigan, until I forgot to pull out and had a kid, and decided to start my own FFL instead of give up the next few decades to the shops for too little cash.

We all need more money. We’ve been paid too little for years. My dad used to hop shop to shop and get a dollar raise every year. I was a manufacturing team lead and I could hardly afford housing let alone my tendies and gats, when I literally had General Motors’ balls in my hand every day and could shut one of their plants down at a whim. Outperformed Mexico, doubled production output, won quality awards, and made $17 an hour. The fuck is that? I was an exceptional candidate and got less than the fedgov’s recommended livable wage for my area.

I’m glad I dedicated my life to gats. At least I’m poor and enjoy my toil now. Lets get drunk and shoot things.

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sandersonbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don’t see a lot of white people at meat packing plants because they import dirt cheap labor and won’t pay American wages. There’s a meat packing plant in my town. All local citizens work there. I’m also as far from the southern border as possible, and we don’t have to worry about Canadians coming over to cut bacon for pennies.

Fuck businesses that choose to hire illegals. They are part of the reason so many faggots in this country suck the cock of communism.