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tactic_tard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get some shades, this glows brighter than the sun.

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tactic_tard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, schrödinger's arm was pulling the gun out from concealment when he started going for Kyle.

Sure, he could have re-holstered, but the whole thing takes place in about 2 minutes and I don't see a window where, if carrying and drawing, I would be like "all's cool, let's reholster".

Then again these are pinko idiots, so who knows.

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tactic_tard 3 points ago +3 / -0

All it’s missing is the pink mist.

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tactic_tard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frolic. Always frolic.

Viable alternatives are sad violin and Price is right trombone

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tactic_tard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quality content.

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tactic_tard 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO

I approve of them dirty feet, penis or not.

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tactic_tard 2 points ago +2 / -0

And time permitting, Frank Sinatra

Half in the Bag did a great review of this movie and one of the best comments was how freaking good this movie holds compared to those sad attempts to revive the genre in the early 2000s. The only joke that won’t be relatable to younger audiences would be the Ford Pinto explosion.

Even some of the later Leslie Nielsen movies were not as good, and that man could make anything funny.

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tactic_tard 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Hoplite wasn’t run by a tool, I’d buy that Aloha shirt in a hurry.

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tactic_tard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool. Mine is “SpicyWeiner”

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tactic_tard 5 points ago +8 / -3

Can’t vote, but I’m not going to support JoJo when confiscation is at risk.