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So you're an ancient European. You wake up every day and drink a glass of milk from your cheeseburger machine, eat some fresh butt nuggets from your walking chicken tendie and then spend 8 hours in the field tilling and planting or some such shit. Then at the end of the day you put away the Ox, slaughter the magic animal that makes bacon, ham, and sausage. Eat a massive dinner, bang your big tittied blonde wife and still have like four hours in the day to paint, or invent or work on projects that don't involve your survival.
Juxtapose that vs ancient african who wakes up and doesn't have friendly fast food animals hanging out. Then he has to use his big black body that, in a few centuries would be the bull to u/miggers wife but instead has to do all the work. So either he works longer than his Euro counterpart or is less productive. He then goes home, eats a less nutritional and small meal, bones his wife because he's also not yet the bull for u/ATFNoKillDoggo s mom and has no spare time to invent floaty bois to go find the white women. u/300tist hates both of those guys and finds those family members to ugly to fornicate and would rather the black guy do it, bit also hates the two
Eventually you get to building your first boats but your so far down the tech tree that Zeng Hi rolls up with a 500 foot long monstrosity and sweeps you from the waves. No asian chicks to bull either.
To be fair, that's not an area I know a ton about but that's a summation almost verbatim from Gun, Germs, and Steel
Well fuck, you have now added that to my reading list.
It's amazing that bestgunnit members feature so prominently in history! I always just figured we were only known for butt plug bayonets and toes.