If so, you’re in luck! Our newest president Joe Biden (don’t worry we’re almost done counting votes - Joes going to get 90 million!) wants to undo an Act Of Congress that prevents gun manufactures from dealing with frivolous lawsuits. On What grounds do you need to sue a gun company? Absolutely nothing if this flies! So buy a .22 and find a nice spot with no major arteries! You’re going to be rich!

But make sure you file your lawsuit fast - those gun companies won’t have enough money to pay all the settlements you autists will win!

Oh, and make sure to take into consideration lawyer fees and the 30% - 50% of the settlement money your friendly neighborhood lawyer takes. What a swell guy, at least he doesn’t take 80%!