45 () posted 3 years ago by Spike 3 years ago by Spike +45 / -0 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Secret ass toys are so sad. Be your true self; wear that asstoy on your PC loud and proud
Exactly. Nobody gives a fuck what you do to your butt on your own time.
Except for Jesus and you’ll just have to get right with him a few minutes before you die, I hear.
“Hey man, I’m sorry I plugged up my zap with weird toys because I have strange sexual appetites. Can I come to heaven?”
“Inherit thine flame, homosexual.”