I made a quickstart guide for newfrens around here [OC]
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Okay, two things:
Why is the dude giving the lecture clearly Chinese?
You missed the best two kinds of posts: Videos of yard pops and other transcendent acts of 'tism, and the excellent recipes for the discerning 'tist. Remember, we are primarily a cooking forum.
You are absolutely correct.
First things first, you’ll need a gun. If you don’t have a good retention holster on a battle belt (so clearly no access to an HK), you’ll have to tuck a problem solva in your pants waist. Go ahead and get you a Lewis Bag and start making some crushed ice. Beat that ice like your dick while you look at women zapping glawk mags and the ever rising death toll of communism.
Spiced is good for shots and all but you want to go with a white rum here and NO FLAVORED LIQUORS or you’re a total cuck. Go ahead and dump a single shot into your shaker. Think about mag dumping. Think about mag dumping into grabbers when they effeminately Ram down your door because they’re soyboi legs are too weak to be a proper fuckin door kicker. Take a shot of something. It shouldn’t be your first.
Grab a handful of mint leaves, pick em off the stem, (we’re animals but we aren’t uncivilized) and toss em in the rum. Start pounding that shit like meth when she gets drunk enough to offer up the zap. Pound that like the bleached assholes of stepper faggots when they finally get Bull to notice them. When they’re all nice and crushed, grab a strainer.
You’ll want to throw some of your ice in a Collins glass, strain that liquor into the glass, add a bunch more, a little simple syrup, a splash of soda, and then a lot more rum. Also take a shot of it. Yard pop while you sip your mojitos. Gay umbrella optional.
I just made a bullshit sangria with cheap pinot noir, tampico mango punch and ginger ale.
It's honestly pretty good. Tasty and helps quell the nightmare rage i have in a world with the '34 nfa and advertising.
Say it with me: “all gun laws are infringements”
"….. taxation is theft"
You’re retarded, but not incorrect.
Say it with me: “All gun laws are infringements and most taxations are theft.” (Assuming you voluntarily pay for private services or voluntarily agree for provided ones)
All gun laws are infringements and taxations are theft.
Actually that makes sense. Every single Vietnamese guy I have ever met has been more American than every single American guy I have ever met. I don't know what it is about that culture but it when it comes to freedom, they fucking get it.
Damn dude, you forgot toes
What about pictures/videos of average joe's doing stupid shit with guns? That's what it was when it started. Shit that would get you downvoted and banned on r/guns
What ever happened to the kid last year that had the 2 feds show up to his house? He live streamed the whole thing, and shut them down. Granpappy was all “I didn’t fight the ruskies, for this commie bullshit”. Feds left with their tails between their legs. There weren’t any guns in the post, but was a feel good Hallmark story.
Pretty good. Text posts missing one major component... the "hey guys I made this cool web app! come register your full name and address, favorite illegal activities, and a map of where your dog spends most of its time!" post
“Critics of trigger discipline are flagrant homosexuals “ lolzlolzlolz
What about the toes, “Am I retarded?” style gifs and drunken house pops? Those are peak bestgunnit.
Hey,the calls are NOT thinly veiled, sir.
Thanks for the intro! It's my first time here.
I recently created a quickstart guide for newcomers in this community. It's designed to help newfrens navigate their way around here smoothly. Whether it's finding relevant information, connecting with like-minded individuals, or getting involved in discussions, the guide covers it all. Additionally, I'm happy to announce that we now have 7mm prc brass in stock ensuring a steady supply for those in need. Welcome aboard!