My wife hasn't fucked her boyfriend since March. I wish I could satisfy her on my own, but as a cashier at the local CVS I'm an essential employee and I don't want to expose her to whatever deadly disease I may have picked up while fighting on the health care front lines. I accidentally bumped into her once while I was delirious after a grueling four-hour shift (thank goodness I had my mask on) and it freaked me out!
Anyway, I'm going to get her a Sybian. I can 3D print an attachment modeled after her boyfriend's penis once he sends me enough pictures to build a model in CAD. I've been emailing him nonstop for almost a week now and I guess he just hasn't had the time to send them.
My wife hasn't fucked her boyfriend since March. I wish I could satisfy her on my own, but as a cashier at the local CVS I'm an essential employee and I don't want to expose her to whatever deadly disease I may have picked up while fighting on the health care front lines. I accidentally bumped into her once while I was delirious after a grueling four-hour shift (thank goodness I had my mask on) and it freaked me out!
Anyway, I'm going to get her a Sybian. I can 3D print an attachment modeled after her boyfriend's penis once he sends me enough pictures to build a model in CAD. I've been emailing him nonstop for almost a week now and I guess he just hasn't had the time to send them.
If you can't afford the sybian, the hitachi magic wand is an industry standard for a reason.
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