The rules are simple: we pair bourbons (american made, white oak, fresh bbl) to gats that most closely resemble them in terms of taste and aesthetic. u/ScruffyUSP will have the final say on gud or fgt pairing
I’ll go first: Tin Cup and Glock
It’s a little esoteric but you see it everywhere. Tastes reasonably smooth enough to appeal to a wide range of palettes but also gets the job done. Wouldn’t be surprised to run across either in most bars or back alleys. Reasonably priced.
Sheep Dog peanut butter whiskey and Hi-point
Both leave a sticky residue and lead to/are a product of questionable life decisions.
You advance to the next round contestant. Well done.
Gas station vodka and a PMM
I like that you said vodka in a field of whiskey entries. You could make an argument that the history of vodka and bourbon are much the same in terms of their working class roots and appeal as well as historical importance of being portable and compact trade items. It being sold at a gas station where i can get a hot dog can also be seen as a plus.
The pmm is an inspired contribution as well being the only slide mounted safety that doesn't make God sad besides maybe the walther ppk. It's honestly a good gun and well made often in its many regional variants.
A lot of people can't separate the awful gangrenous stench communism from sweet russian guns but i'm glad we can here. Guns are the best, the piquancy of russian small arms is a delight.
This is another solid entry.
THREE SOLID ENTRIES IN A ROW LETS GOOOOOOO
peekandsee is a new one
Knob Creek and a vintage 1911
I once got to play with a 1918 vintage. Also a 1921. They were beautiful.
The smoothness of the machining and the fit even after all these years speaks of a beautiful world that we won't see again i fear. A time when people did was what right not because they had to but because it was right.
Knob creek is delicious and classy.
As i sit here cleansing my pallet after that with miller high life/VP9 i think and ponder on history and how great guns are.
I look at this VP9 and wish there was also a VP45.
I'm drunk now i guess. Good thing i'm not at work anymore.
Extrapolate (even though it’s rather self-evident)
Also I was gonna say R&R + HiPoint
Hi point is always an automatic win here. It's the ugly duckling that has become a beautiful symbol.
It's necessary to change it up though. So many beautiful guns.
This was a good idea and funny Friday surprise and i thank you for it fren.
Just doing my part to keep the poop flowing, Uncle. Speaking of
Pour a good hooker of brandy into some cold brew coffee. Any beverage over 70F is gonna start killing the alcohol so you’ll want to do cold brew.
That’s it. That’s the whole drink. Drink it as fast as possible. When questioned by your boss as to why you’ve wet yourself at work, give him the same steely-eyed glare and hardass line that I ad hoc’d for the occasion:
“What a man puts in his coffee is his between him and his gods”. It works a lot better when you aren’t leakin air from the coffee shits trying to evacuate your backdoor.