The rules are simple: we pair bourbons (american made, white oak, fresh bbl) to gats that most closely resemble them in terms of taste and aesthetic. u/ScruffyUSP will have the final say on gud or fgt pairing
I’ll go first: Tin Cup and Glock
It’s a little esoteric but you see it everywhere. Tastes reasonably smooth enough to appeal to a wide range of palettes but also gets the job done. Wouldn’t be surprised to run across either in most bars or back alleys. Reasonably priced.
Just doing my part to keep the poop flowing, Uncle. Speaking of
Pour a good hooker of brandy into some cold brew coffee. Any beverage over 70F is gonna start killing the alcohol so you’ll want to do cold brew.
That’s it. That’s the whole drink. Drink it as fast as possible. When questioned by your boss as to why you’ve wet yourself at work, give him the same steely-eyed glare and hardass line that I ad hoc’d for the occasion:
“What a man puts in his coffee is his between him and his gods”. It works a lot better when you aren’t leakin air from the coffee shits trying to evacuate your backdoor.