The rules are simple: we pair bourbons (american made, white oak, fresh bbl) to gats that most closely resemble them in terms of taste and aesthetic. u/ScruffyUSP will have the final say on gud or fgt pairing
I’ll go first: Tin Cup and Glock
It’s a little esoteric but you see it everywhere. Tastes reasonably smooth enough to appeal to a wide range of palettes but also gets the job done. Wouldn’t be surprised to run across either in most bars or back alleys. Reasonably priced.
I must contest "technically not a firearm".
The only strict technical definitions of firearm that would exclude such a tool are those provided to us by the steppers. These have no place in polite society.
In any common parlance, outside that found in infringements, it is very obviously a highly specialized firearm.