A meal like this can really only be accompanied by the classiest of beverages. I’d reccommend a solid cognac, Louis XIII de Rémy Martin should do the trick. Look in meth’s fathers cabinet. Chug it.

Okay, now on to the drink. Grab a bottle of rye from the bottom shelf and a couple of beers. Make sure you have at least two Guns on your person and three within reaching distance. Preference given to 80%ers right now.

Remember how Biden wanted to take your AR14s? You think he’s gonna leave your tendies and meth alone when you’ve no chance of defending them? An argument can be made that many Commies can be killed with everyday household items but obviously if you have to stack bodies that will get tedious. Grab some superfine sugar and lemons, too.

Toss the whiskey on some ice and throw in the sugar, some orange liquor, and a squeeze of lemon. Get a good bar spoon and stir it well; we aren’t fucking animals here so no goddamn shaking. I mean, we are animals and really only understand poosi and boolits but still. Strain it into a fancy glass and sip on it. If you rest your closest AR on the windowsill it’s actually a good setup for hanging out on watch. Make sure to prep a big batch because they go fast.