Obviously you should comply with the nice officers and do all the things the law demands and then say "thank you for stepping kind sir".
If you insist on booging alone to achieve meme immortally, though, "pedo level performance" for a raid has now been set at a score of 2 glowies + 3 partials. In freaking Broward County.
Just saying.
What kind of lube do you recommend keeping on hand?
any will do for greasing the entrances, try bacon grease for an added pun.
just make sure you have benny hill playing before you mag dump them on the slip n slide
Hoppe's No. 9 lubricating oil