Obviously you should comply with the nice officers and do all the things the law demands and then say "thank you for stepping kind sir".
If you insist on booging alone to achieve meme immortally, though, "pedo level performance" for a raid has now been set at a score of 2 glowies + 3 partials. In freaking Broward County.
Just saying.
Here, step on this rug directly in front of my safe as you attempt to open it....
If the safe has anything other than tannerite (to include air) you're doing it wrong.