Obviously you should comply with the nice officers and do all the things the law demands and then say "thank you for stepping kind sir".
If you insist on booging alone to achieve meme immortally, though, "pedo level performance" for a raid has now been set at a score of 2 glowies + 3 partials. In freaking Broward County.
Just saying.
Not going to say you should defend yourself against fedbois, but..
They’ll stop quite soon if the per capita cost of any given raid is high enough.
Exactly. If the stepper in chief and his cronies manage to pass even some parts of 127, they're not going to go around no knocking. They'll add your name to their list and when they pop you on something else, they'll swing by your house after arresting you on a traffic stop.
Here, step on this rug directly in front of my safe as you attempt to open it....
If the safe has anything other than tannerite (to include air) you're doing it wrong.