24 () posted 3 years ago by AlcoholicRetard 3 years ago by AlcoholicRetard +24 / -0 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Funny enough, have you ever stepped out of your front door and heard a pissed off Diamondback when your boots touch the welcome mat?
It’s water mocassins where I’m from
You poor bastard.
No kidding. They’re meaner than shit and functionally retarded, so far as snakes go.
At least rattlers tell you to fuck off before they try their damnedest to kill the fuck out of you.